Business

It definitely is busy at the moment. I'm off to Norway this week. Last week it was Newcastle and before that it was Download. Next up is Finland. Then it's V and the Kerrang! Awards and Reading. IT's a busy summer. So busy that I'm missing a very important leaving party and a free trip to Ireland. Shit happens. Now it's time for Aerosmith.

I now have chocolate HobNobs but...

Sometimes this house makes me so lonely. Like a cold, dark place. I often think about going shopping just to relieve the eternal pain, except I know that I would simply materialise my pleasure - not a fix to the problem I have. Don't you think?

A thought

I have never understood why some people choose to promote their ignorance as evidence against the existence of something. Surely if you don't know that something exists it is you that are stupid, not that the statement is false?

It's getting colder

That autumn chill is setting in like a little bitch in my ass. It's still not cold enough for a jumper AND my big coat, despite what some foolish people say. Tomorrow I have to do lots of work. I need to go to sleep. What the hell am I doing here now? Writing this?! WHY?! WHYYYYYY?!??!?!?

Hiya

My first BLOG! Whoop whoop. I think I am in love... actually. With myself, of course. But that would come as a surprise to not many people, I imagine. I also love poo. Also, this will not come as a surprise. Anyway. I am off to love myself into a pile of shit. FUN!!!